The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
  

May, 15 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3919 views       Funny

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1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf

Aata Piswaney Jana Tha

Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
































Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho

Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.


''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
''mobile deshese
CALL

chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT
NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA
INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
































Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P