The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
  

May, 15 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3155 views       Funny

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BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye
Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
TUM




SACHE,





PYARE,





IMANDAR,





SAMAJDAR,





AQALMAND,




SHAREEF


Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei










AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?




"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro