The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
  

May, 15 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2747 views       Funny

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STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...


Ya



Jysoria ;->
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai




raät k bad din ata hai,




hansi k bad ghum ata hai,




par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.


Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Papa: Khud Lelo

Kid: Plz Dedo Na

Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega

Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->
''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''


NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
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"SO pagal
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p