The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->

May, 15 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 4842 views Funny

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i know its your birt

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS

Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Main naha rha hon

Tum naha rhe ho

Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

You have been warned to slow down,

Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->

Aaj kal ki larkiyan

Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..

Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,

Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P

one day teeth and tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

A Punjab Policeman

A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"

Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"

Garibon k lye"paktl"

Garibon k lye"paktl"

Knjuson k lye "Telenor"

Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"

Lafngon k lye "ufone"

Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"

GURBAT MITAO OFFER

GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER

easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-6307893 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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NOTE:
yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''

Welcome To My Friendship World

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Press 078 For Sharing Happiness
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What would u call

What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?

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Socho socho

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U know it,
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Bolo bolo

.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)

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