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The 1st Advice Of
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The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
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vibration ka kamal
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
A story that can
A story that can b read by Angels only…
NOTHING C,
I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
Mother''s Quote
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
True relatives always
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Every Woman Is Wrong
V e r y
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Smething 4 A True Friend:
Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend
Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..
Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
AAj apko pani se
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur
''THANDA MATLAB''
Coca-Cola
Aankh Garmi se.
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
koi sui mangy hum teer deingy
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy
Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy
Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy
Magar
koi CHEENI mangy to
Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.
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