Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely


While Kissing A Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention


It Deserves . . .
  

May, 18 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2346 views       Funny

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Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..


Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna


Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna


Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

to

to

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"
Boy: I LOVE U...

Girl: ME TOO...

BOY: How much u do u love me???

Girl: As much as u do...

Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?










They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''


American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->