Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

While Kissing A Girl

Is

Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

May, 18 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2402 views Funny

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"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->

u r very special 4 me

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray hy:-D

143 means?

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

give a person a fish

Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->

Child:Chacha

Child:Chacha Jan Plz Close Ur Eyz
Chacha(Surprised):Y?
Whts New?
Child:Mom Sayz,When Ur Chacha

Will Close Their Eyes

We"Ll Find Allot Of Wealth

Ye awaaz pehchano,

Ye awaaz pehchano,

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!

By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.

''Ye hay aap k

''Ye hay aap k

angothy ki "warzish"

Ap Roothtay Rahy

Ap Roothtay Rahy

Hum Manatay Rahy

Apki Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy

Ap ne kabi Murr k Na Dekha

Hum peechay Sy Apko

Munh Chiratay Rahy

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Ek Bus Conductar

Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.

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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

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