Boys have fun by teasing

Boys have fun by teasing
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
  

May, 19 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2537 views       Funny

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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se

Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do

Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai

Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.


DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!
1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?

















Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!