Boys have fun by teasing

Boys have fun by teasing
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
  

May, 19 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2768 views       Funny

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I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Wah Wah...


Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''
Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others

Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man

WHY?

His Name Was Peter Park-Ker
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
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usee ispghool
NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5''7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!
Our Friendship
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Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
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appna raag aap jamaoo
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man


A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-