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Aik pathan bath room gaya.
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Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
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May, 13 2010
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Kya aap Jante he
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai
Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye
Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai
Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani
El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai
EXPRESS NEWS
Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
''Mu se log milty hain
''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se
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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''
A bOy Goes To See
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
R U Free?
If Yes..
Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,
Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunge.......
Love Is The Thing That ...
Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mopes Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
40th birthday messag
40th Birthday Messages
What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40
is simply a loss of energy.
Happy 40th Birthday!
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
Bengali patient:
Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
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