After watching Bush''s treatment,

After watching Bush''s treatment,
After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)
  

May, 25 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     2591 views       Funny

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1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..



An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''
''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nahi,

dosti ka haq hum pe jatate q nahi,

tarpo ge aise hi har roz dard se,

tumhe qabz hai to ispaghol khaty q nahi!!!!!!''
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId


"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan


Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man


A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>