Ek Tusi sharmandey

Ek Tusi sharmandey
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
  

May, 25 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2004 views       Funny

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wht r u finding..
bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}
A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->


Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->
According 2 the latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight


EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?



Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''
A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





To Be Continued..

To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.

Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?


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Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)