Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher: Translate in ur
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
  

May, 25 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     2443 views       Funny

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Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->


Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,


Us k 11 bhai ha,


Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,


Lekin abkoi masla nai,


Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,


Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,


FARQ TO PARA HA



GEO MUSHARAF.->
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.