Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher: Translate in ur
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
  

May, 25 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     2430 views       Funny

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