Prpose Karny ka aik dam Jhakkas Style....

Prpose Karny ka
aik dam Jhakkas
Style....

"Kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti hey...Maar Dale Gi Kya...??
Dil Dena hai to de de.. Rakh k Achaar dale Gi Kya...?

May, 25 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2244 views Funny

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Sher ki shadi thi

Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.

Wy do the number

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?

When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->

App Mujhay Aik jaga

App Mujhay

Aik jaga

Se boht

Payary Lagtay hain ?

Maloom hai kahan se ?

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?

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?

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Door say

On Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But….

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay

samajh to tum gaye ho

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

On Your Office Desk

The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep

Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->

WhaT wiLL a kiD

WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?

GuEsS..

pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../

hE wUd siNG.../

KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re

Masroofiat ?

Masroofiat ?

Kanjoosi ?

Ghurbat ?

La-Parwahi ?

Narazgi ?

Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?

Mobile Ki Kharabi ?

Alfaz Ki Qillat ?

Nakhre ?

Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....

definition of home

Definition of home:

"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)

''TV on kro abi abi Govt

''TV on kro abi abi Govt
Pakistan ne ordinance
jari kya hai

K

Khubsurat logon ko is
mulk se nikal dya
jayega

Aap to 100%

Save ho

Ufffffff mera kya bany ga*.''

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Prpose Karny ka aik dam Jhakkas Style....

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