Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

MQM: Aslaha le lo

Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
  

May, 25 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3640 views       Funny

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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes

Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt

Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->
1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!


Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.
Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .




Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"



Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->


Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!