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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
MQM: Aslaha le lo
Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
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May, 25 2010
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A man''s silence
A man''s silence can break a woman''s
heart into a thousand pieces while a
woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,
Ek Din Aaega!
Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:
"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye
1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim
Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi Aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->
College is for knowledge
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh
Cockroach Hai..!!
mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai
Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?
Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:
Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?
zindgi ek peheli he
zindgi ek peheli he
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-aur janab scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
Rs 60/- per day
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
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