Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

MQM: Aslaha le lo

Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log

Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->

''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''

brteri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!

Woh kon hai ?

Woh kon hai ?

jo ,,

Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??

Peachano Kon?

Socho ??

Aray socho na ??

Tauba

Soch to sahi

ay loo

aray Budhu

" POPCORN"

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apsa koi haseen

apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen

Apsey pehley kaheen

hum ney dekhey hein kayeen

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..
And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..
So The Tittle Song Like This...
Pinjre Main Bithake,
Patton Se Saja Ke,
Kutton Se Bacha Ke,
Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...
Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...
Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->

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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

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