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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
MQM: Aslaha le lo
Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
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May, 25 2010
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Once There Was A
Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti
Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
before the clock str
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
~William Innocent Nargis.
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.
Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!
~William Innocent Nargis.
some 1 asked me 2
some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....
but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
urdu ki book main likhaa hay
urdu ki book main likhaa hay
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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay
keep it in the cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Arz Kya Hai:
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay.
Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
Life Is A Card Game
Life Is A Card Game
During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards
&
During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Part 2
Part 2
iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.
Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein
"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"
Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
When The Best
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Other Actors . . .
It''s Called ''''OSCARS''''
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Peoples . . .
It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-
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If Saif anf Kareena marry
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?
Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)
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