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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
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Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai
MQM: Aslaha le lo
Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
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May, 25 2010
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pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
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Last night was my fault,
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
teenage girl was
teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.
Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.
HALLO, this is your mobile.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
happy birthday to
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You
Shocked ?
Actully Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..
To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen i was crying; u were thr...
wen i was unhappy; u were thr...
ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!
The latest slogn of boys:
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
want 2 see this world after ur death?
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?
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Plz Donate ur eyes
Santa Ek Baraf Ka
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
q wh8s the differe
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
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