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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Mar, 02 2012 494 chars (4 sms) 2627 views Funny

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Attention It''s Very Important Msg

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Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->

Most interesting line written

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

A world-wide UN survey

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

To hear wat is unspoken,

To hear wat is unspoken,

To see wat is unseen,

To feel widout even touching,

is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIA

n people think its love how stupid ;->

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.

sharif larki

~SHARIF LARKi~

khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->

Sincere Apology:

Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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Sardar g:

Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->

Aik Afsurda poem

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Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..

Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
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Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!

the museum curator c

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday

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