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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
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Dil Chahta Hy K I
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sab Se Khubsurat Hai Usay Jaan Se Maar Doon
Par
Kya
Karun
Khud Kushi Karna B To Haraam Hai.
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara
Fir Kya Hua?
Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
Piece Of Philosophy
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!
I Always Think Of
Leaving CIGARETTE ...
But ... !!!
For Thinking
I Need A
CIGARETTE .. ;->
I Heard That Good Looks
I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill
So, Please Dont Look At Me
I Dont Wanna See You Die
A lady went to a
A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy
Q K
Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
If Some1 Asks Me
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,
I Wud Sit Next To U
Pull U Close To Me
Put My Arms Around U
And
Say Proudly
LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
Man:My wife is too good.
Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
Q:What is the Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur
Shahid Kapoor.
A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Zara sochoo .
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
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