Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     4008 views       Funny

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter........
saman Mojod................
.Doctore mojod.........
..................Nurs Mojod.....
Magar...
Pagal.....
SMS Parny main Masroof ......HAhahahahahahahhaha
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
Q. which day is stronger..!

Sunday Or Monday...??



The Answer is..!


Its Sunday


Coz


Monday Is A Weekday(Weak day

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''


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**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''