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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
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The New England
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!
" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U
Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?
All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,
Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!
BOY:
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya
GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
You can''t buy love
You can''t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
1 Saal Main
1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino''n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua
Light Na jaye ... ;->
hum kabhi aap se kha
Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey
Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey
Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo
Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->
Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao
Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya
teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?
Wo bola:
"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!
(.")%(",)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!
Tumko kya laga tum nåhi batao gy to mujhe påta nahi chalega K aaj,
''ANIMALS DAY''
hay
You naughty,
Once again
Happy Birthday
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
Gang of SARDARS
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
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