Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

May, 13 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 4041 views Funny

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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smsxone.com Likhne Ka

Kash koi “

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Aik sahab hamptay

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

''Yeh Jo Hath Me

''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai

Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,

Try krke dekho
Its possible''

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

T h e D e f i n i t i o n

T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

''Ye hay aap k

''Ye hay aap k

angothy ki "warzish"

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

.

.

MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

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