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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
  
May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2372 views       Funny

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Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
A Meaningiful Sentence
A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard

"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “

A Silent Msg For All . . .
traffic rules
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.
In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

Father''s Advice

Brother''s care

Sister''s Fight

Baby''s Smile

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oye

" APNI YAARI YAAR "
pathan interview den


Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Once james bond
Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better
''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

K


K

K

K

K

So Rahe Ho Kya??''
Interviewer to Millionaire:
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

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