Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

May, 13 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3238 views Funny

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Q: What’s the

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn

MISS CALL MISS CALL''

Actualy Chemicaly Physicaly

Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
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.
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.
.
.

"SO pagal

Wonderful Combinations in this World.

Wonderful Combinations in this World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.

My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->

Girlfriend :

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

Ravan was sent

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle

1 pathan ankhay

1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..

b a d l u c k

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T o

K i L L

T h e

B i g g e s t

F o o L

O f

T h e

W o r l d

''B u t''

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D n t

K n o w

Y o u r

A d d r e s s .=P;->

I Thought Of Suicide

I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D

If Rakhi Sawant

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

To Live a Life.... V Need

To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....

Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->

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