Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3711 views       Funny

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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Americans Invented Cellphone.


Japanese Invented SIM Card.


PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!


Proud To Be An Pakistani!
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
'''' OYE ''''















































'''' HOYE '''' ;-
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he

Sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''