Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3887 views       Funny

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Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se


DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)


;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.

meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge

Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna

POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins






the machine was stolen.