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I heard that good looks can kill? .
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
Train Main 1 Machir 1
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro zara. . .
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu
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Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->
dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HAI bUt thOdee lAmbi hAi
tum to 14v ka chand ho
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.
Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
"WAZNI"...=P;->
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