Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????

Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????
Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????







Who Says They Are Acting?
  

May, 17 2010     74 chars (1 sms)     2094 views       Funny

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Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Think for a moment that someone is missing you.





Think for an hour that someone is missing you.



Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.


Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.






After your death really someone will be missing you.
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?

Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?

Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main

Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.


Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mazay Kar Mazay. . .

Khush Hai Han. . .

Hoga He Yaar. . .

Eik Din Aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe Azadi Ka. . . ;->
A story that can b read by Angels only…


















NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils