happy nice person day

happy nice person day
Happy World's Nice Persons Day!
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Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain.
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Maine Aapko Kar Diya.
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Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P
  

Aug, 07 2013     165 chars (2 sms)     2375 views       Funny

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Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

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Nahi Pata

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Socho?

Think

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Simple Yaar
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"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

And They Got Married. :-)

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Mor
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->


Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: ���One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
ek molvi england night club me chala giya

wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.







oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!


Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf






















Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?


Nahi pata..?


Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)