happy nice person day

Happy World's Nice Persons Day!
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Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain.
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Maine Aapko Kar Diya.
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Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P

Aug, 07 2013 165 chars (2 sms) 2420 views Funny

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wOt wilL i nAme mY

wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...

EKLoveYA :-

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Bahu: Maan ji,

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo

Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo

Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo

Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo

Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo

Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo

Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo

1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo

"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->

Police ne larka

Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Bachy 2 hi Achay.

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Remember

Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)

''Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..

''Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey''

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

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