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Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.

Apr, 09 2011 158 chars (1 sms) 3066 views Funny

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Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay

Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar

Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab Se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)Aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)Ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
Aur Sab Se Bari Baat....
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->

Larki Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa!

Larki Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa!

Jo Kameena Mujhe Sms Nahi Karta,
Main Usko Tareqa Nahi Batata

What is at the end of "everything" ?

What is at the end of "everything" ?

?
?
?
...
...
...
?
?
?

The letter g

''uSAY KAHA b THA k t

''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''

A lawyer saw an

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

vibration ka kamal

Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai

Ek ladka ek ladki

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"

Every Woman Is Wrong

V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)

Barsat ki raat .

Barsat ki raat
.
1 bhigi larki
.
bhige kapre

bhigi zulfen
.
bhige hont
.
us se nazren mili
.
dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...

kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->

Aapki Or Apki Poori

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,
Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,
Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,
Waise,
Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain
OK
"Aana Zar0or"

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