When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,

its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,

then its Khujli...

May, 18 2010 183 chars (2 sms) 3161 views Funny

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Teacher Female studant Se

Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

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aik aurat jannat k farishtay

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
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''Teacher: Agar tm

''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

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gharaylo totky

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Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

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Chalo Ab Matti Pao, Ab Kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja Ker . . . ;->

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JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Once There Was A Crow,

Once There Was A Crow,
Nashe wich betha se oh,
Usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
Ik chidi rahi c ro,
Crow ne ched diti c oh,
Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
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