When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...
  

May, 18 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2302 views       Funny

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Chawal..phir
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Sabzi..phir
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Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
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As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

SUGLI SUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!


hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Height of Love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~