When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,

its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,

then its Khujli...

May, 18 2010 183 chars (2 sms) 2538 views Funny

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Yahoooooo……!!!!

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;'')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

meaning of pakistan

Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->

I had many options...

I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->

"First Million Bucks

A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne k

Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:

Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"

hello this is our a

hello this is our at

hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !

Subha SMS Shaam

Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS

Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?

S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->

0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89

0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho

ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho

ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho
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Wah wAh
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ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho,
Meri jaan sach sach batao ye kapde kaha se churati ho.

This is my leg

This is my leg
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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)

What Do You Call A

What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->

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