When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...
  

May, 18 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2683 views       Funny

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Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
mee hooon DON...??
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wht r u finding..
bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}
Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi



DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K


Wahan




Mujhe










PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->


The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"



Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''


































An empty pocket... ;->
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''


MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->