When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...
  

May, 18 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2737 views       Funny

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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...


Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...


Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,


Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,


Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,


Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out ;)