Why dont nails

Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)

May, 18 2010 76 chars (1 sms) 3292 views Funny

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aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo Thora Aur Thora sa Aur

Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo

Thora Aur

Thora sa Aur

Abay Sunta Nahi Hai

Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur

Thora Left Se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh Hai

AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

brrrr bbrrrr

Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...

PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Pakistani ki awaam

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-

A Sardar looking

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

''uSAY KAHA b THA k t

''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!

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