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Why dont nails
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Why dont nails
Why dont nails
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Na-Khoon!! :)
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''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
A Smile Costs Less
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY
But
Gives More Light
So
Alwayz Keep Smiling
Coz
Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->
Albert Einstien önce said:
Albert Einstien önce said:
I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
A KISS ...
A KISS ...
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...
That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey
2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Science Teacher :
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "
Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
hum to jazz k office call kar ke
HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .
LeKiN..
UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA
"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->
Its So Common To HEar...
Its So Common To HEar...
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Teacher:
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
If I were to make
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
but but but
LIAR=me
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