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aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
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aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
t r u t h women n
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"
But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
you are sweet cute
You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!
You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!
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~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
College is for knowledge
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..
ArE You MaLe Or Female?
ArE You MaLe Or Female?
Answer Ke Liye NEachay Dekho
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Bewakof Yahan Nahi Apne NEachay -:)
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
Apny Waado Ko
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->
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Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".
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