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aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
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Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
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hailla!!!
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Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Kia
Socho
Kuch Socha
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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
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''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??
KhuSh h0 gAe nA!
Ab ALLAH HafiZ!
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Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n
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Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
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