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Tom : How should I convey the
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
dua dil mein maangi thi
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.***Aameen***
Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly
At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus
And
Shouted Out Loudly
''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''
Tariq qulfi Wala Aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol Aayega ;->
1 sardar airhostess se,
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
kab toot jaye m
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Teacher - How Do
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?
Santa - "R-O-N-G"
Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!
Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon
Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.
Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
ye Shadi nahin Aasan
ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!
Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
''Hari Hari Ghaas
''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......
Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
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Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Lawyer:
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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