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Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt
Make Diffrnt
Achieve Diffrnt
Speak Diffrnt
Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:
-Mental Hospitl
aisa karoge tou kon ayega
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
DoORse dekhA tO
DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe
aRre egGs w3r3 bOiling idiOt
DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe
pAss gAyA khA liy3
wAise h| bhoOk bAhUt lAgi tHi..!
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
Aaj kal ki larkiyan
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..
Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,
Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
boys r inteligent than girls!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
give a person a fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Zrore to nai kahdun
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<
Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki
Zindagi main 3 cheezain
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:
eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost
dusra,
Sacha Pyar
or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->
A man who surrenders
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
Is SMS ko bht
Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....
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