Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

May, 25 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2954 views Funny

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Phone ki ring baji

Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!

You are Sweet, Cute and an

You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

Experiencd Man Says:

Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

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Looks Back At D Guy

Most Successful

Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...

"Yet To Be Seen"

air hostess to pathan in plane

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

How Many Legs Does A Dog Have .

How Many Legs Does A Dog Have ...

If You Call The Tail A Leg ... ??

Four ...

Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn''t Make It A Leg ...

Samjhey Jahil ...

Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,

Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.

yunhi mazaq mazaq ma

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!

Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->

I''m on a mission!

I''m on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2make u beautiful ,

2make u smart,

2make U genious...I

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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Sardar: Agar

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