Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

May, 25 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2395 views Funny

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AYE KAAAASH....! .

AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

It Is Very Easy

It Is Very Easy
2 Eat Sweet Chocolates
Speak Sweet Words
Watch Sweet Dreams
But
Its Very Difficult
2 Find
A Sweet Person
But
I Salute U

Tusi Menu Lab e Lya ... ;->

Wy do the number

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?

When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->

u may have 3 reasons

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''

''beta apne baap

''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''

mummy dady and baby sitting together

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

Exapmle>

Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"

Flop . . . .

Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"

hey dude a piece of

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

dil lagi k liye college ka chakar

Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"

Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->

on this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

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Sardar: Agar

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