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May, 25 2010
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hum film india ki
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?
Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga
Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
Now-A-Days Our
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
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"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
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2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
people change wd time=P
people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
kab toot jaye m
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Naraz ho kia?
Naraz ho kia?
Lakin muj se kyun?
Mana k bohat taklif me ho
Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th
yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,
Un me ma tu nai the na?
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