Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2192 views       Funny

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Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan
Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.


Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

Passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->