After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
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(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.