Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     1929 views       Funny

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''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai


Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
ARZ kia hai

teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)

Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:

<[;-{) Pathan

#:@ Sardar

[]:-( Fraz

{:-< Zardari

;^O Shaikh

B~) Meera

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d;^> Pappu

Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->