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Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.
Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
''Naa hame haarna
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
Koi new msg hai kia?????????? agar hai tu...
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
.
.
.
.
.
tu plz''DELETE'' kar do
kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
Father to son after exam
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."
Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
AAj apko pani se
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur
''THANDA MATLAB''
Coca-Cola
if a paratha a piz
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?
Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
in ghajini if amir
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
Mat perh... mat perh...
Mat perh...
mat perh...
chour day...
mat perh...aray janay day...
abay janay day....
chal merra kiya jata hai perhi ja...
main nay kuon sa agay kuch likha hai
Zara socho yar SMS
Zara socho yar SMS
receive karne ke
paise lagte to kya
hota?
.
.
Kuchh log MERE
MURDER KA PLAN bana
chuke hote!
*KUCH LOG*
*KUCH LOG*
Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,
Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,
Or
"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He
"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik
"JiN" Ho... :P
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