Sardar: Agar

Sardar: Agar
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3294 views       Funny

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A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...

baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda

Wo Hume Barbad Krte He

Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He

Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,

kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata

waqai nahin aata

common sense hay yaar

unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.