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May, 25 2010
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Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",
Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",
Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",
Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"
Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
A psychological study
A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too late
Kitni hasin ho tum,
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
neend me h0 to sapne bhejo
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->
koun sa Amal karega
GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
buhot ache wa
Buhot Ache
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Buhot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kardiya
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
a prayer 2 bless ur
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
Why am I here ... ;)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
Agar app kaheen
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?
"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
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