What is confidence?

What is confidence?
What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
  

May, 18 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     1894 views       Funny

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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien





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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
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MISSED .. ;->
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...

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Parliment hoUse...;->

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!


Who is the leader of ducks?








Ans. Frog





Why?
















Because frog is MAINDUCK


pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.