pathan and dost

pathan and dost
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
  

Nov, 14 2013     216 chars (2 sms)     2470 views       Funny

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Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
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Is . . . .













To Become A Billionire And



Then Lose Money . . . ;-
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"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.


Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,

Meri Ujrat..?

Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or Mainay Ujrat Dbai..>
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
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Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
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while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.


The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
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Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->