pathan and dost

pathan and dost
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
  

Nov, 14 2013     216 chars (2 sms)     3087 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages


I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN
ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y?//////


































kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->
ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
;;;
;;;
aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Yar i need some balance...






























































in my diet...=P:-P;->
''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??




tHink?


?
?

BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
1 tha Chooha..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD





Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !






But The Fact Is That




Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->