pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

Nov, 14 2013 216 chars (2 sms) 2632 views Funny

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''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''

Life Is Difficult,

Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .

And Say . . . . .

"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->

HumAyuN is very happy

HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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.
But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

K

Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is

Dil

Me SIRF

Aap

Ki

"BHABI g" Rehti hai

har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)

Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge

Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge

Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge

Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga

Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

Barood Thora Kam Dala Karain,

Mein Jannat Say

Aagay Nikal Gia Tha ;-)

pathan and guest

Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)

Jis tareh exam me

Jis tareh exam me

qustion assan hote hai

aur answer muskil,

usi tereh apke liye

msg padhna bahut assan he

per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.

Plz Don''t Neglect

Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->

My Eyes Miss u

My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain

A Smile costs less than Electricity.

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

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