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pathan and dost
pathan and dost
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.
Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.
Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
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height of jhatka
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,
huuuunnnnnn
In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
CID Officer:
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?
Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
Aik Bad News..
Aik Bad News..
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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
andhi chlay to sab s
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?
Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.
Na
Darwazay Bajtay Hain,
Na.
LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn
Na. . .
Comm0n Sense
Yaar
"LIGHT JATI HAI"
Happy Aandhi Night
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
per Nangi Larki nahaye gi,
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.
"GEO MUSHARAF"
A Machine invested
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
1 Of the Most Entertaining
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
1 day a monkey looked
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Agr Jamez Bond Mera
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota?
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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
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