I wnt u to b wit

I wnt u to b wit
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
  

May, 20 2010     107 chars (1 sms)     2166 views       Funny

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We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!


If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"


Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?






if they be together they united






n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)
aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.































kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...


Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.