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May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2677 views       Funny

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SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
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U have Just Watched My New Film:


TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)


Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .







Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .








Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump