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May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 3135 views Funny

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Aasmaan Ko

Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !

Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf

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FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai

''Chappal chhoti ho to

''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''

ager kabi tumko mere

ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .

Ae Meray Rabba

Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"

Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"

Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola

A Man Has A Crow.

A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...

What Does He Call It..?

Any Gueses

Dont Knw

He Calls It

''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->

bus he,

''Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

The Prospective Son In

The Prospective Son In
Law Was Askd By His
Girlfriend''s Father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

He Replied
"Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->

Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,

Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga

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