Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!

May, 25 2010 318 chars (2 sms) 2208 views Funny

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tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..

He said…

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

Being Single Is So

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "

Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....

FIRST SIGHT

FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

No serial our marriage CD

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Wah Kia Baat Hai

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->

1 Larki Apni Friend K

1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.

Lost in a animal

Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals

(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

("v")
(( ))
Bird

()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey

(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!

Janix yEh Sms Naya

Janix yEh Sms Naya
Aaya HaI
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KAISA LAGA..........;->

bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi...

In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,

"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->

Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?

simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!

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Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to

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