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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Wah Wah Wah
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Majnu Itna Nacha
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Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
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shaadi
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
Dog1 : Main Is Area
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
open many doors for him
There are 2 words in a person''s life
that will open many doors for him..
Push and Pull
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p
kya Matlab main samjha nahi
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..
Mom: Kyu mara..?
Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..
Mom: Kyu kaha..?
Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D
Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%
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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)
faqeer rupia dede b
Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
Things Wil Change Class Room To Office
Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
khusbo0 aaj bhi aati hy
MErE pAs sE Us k¡ KhuSbo0 Aaj Bhi aAti hy "PAppu",,,
MaiNe FursAt mE kAbi Khud sE LAgAyA thA UsAy
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ItZ
My PerFuME..
DoN''t ThiNk Any WAhiyAt.. ;->
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