Arz Kiya Hy.

Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Wah Wah Wah

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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Majnu Itna Nacha
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Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 2512 views Funny

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"Mujhe Dhundo"fu

"Mujhe Dhundo"

"Kya hua thak gy
NAHI
"To pir dhundo

"AB RAHNE DO"
Hum diloon me rehty
hain mobile me nahi..-;>

A SHORT LOVE STORY :

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

cricket mei ksi player

Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->

When I waz a kid my

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo

Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .

Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Because

Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->

Main teray pyar mei,

Main teray pyar mei,
Pagal hua chhALIAY. .
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Iodex maliay kaam te chaliay. . . ;->

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.

What is height of Active laziness

What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

Frz karo Pervez Musharaf

Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
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PAKISTAN

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"

Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

OLD LOVE storY

OLD LOVE storY

Starts frm
Eyes
Grows wid
Gifts
Ends wid
Tears

New Love Story

Starts Frm
Mobile
Grows wid
Balnce share
Ends wid
Sim change.

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Arz Kiya Hy.

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