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Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Wah Wah Wah
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Majnu Itna Nacha
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Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
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What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
''uSAY KAHA b THA k t
''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.
Bharosa Nahi?
Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge
Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.
Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
Muskarana lrki ki ada hai
Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.
Musrana to har larki ki ada hai
jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
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Aik bAr Phir:
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EiD MubArAk... =P ;-
''If people says you
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K
''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Mumbai may ghareb
Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
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But reply me first.
Kia haal hai? =P ;)
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