U think of ME and I think of U.

U think of ME and I think of U.
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono "NIKAMMAY"
  

May, 25 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2885 views       Funny

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In
Life


Wen
U
R
Alone


When
U
R
Crying


Wen
U
R
Upset


Wen
U
R
Sad


Jus
Make
A Call
2Me




Bcoz
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.

I
Hav
Incoming FREE.
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya

Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi

aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya
Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)


Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.