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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
  

May, 06 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2902 views       Funny

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely


While Kissing A Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention


It Deserves . . .