Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
  

May, 13 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2791 views       Funny

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Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

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try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
I

Looked




4


U


Up






Down

Left


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Here



There



Everywhere


just




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MORTEIN.... ;->
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?






Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:




Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)
''Boy&Girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
Girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
Girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin