Dere Is Always

Dere Is Always
Dere Is Always

Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING

A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING

A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
  

May, 17 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2960 views       Funny

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A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
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Tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.Ajkal tere SMS kahin or jarele....
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly
Here Is Some Career Advice


First, Listen To Your Heart




Then




Listen To Your Brains




Then




Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
Breaking News:

Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.


Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!