Dere Is Always

Dere Is Always

Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING

A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING

A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:

May, 17 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2096 views Funny

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Aik rikshaw ke peche

Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Tortoise & Rabbit

Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P

Teacher: Harbhajan

Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

Man 2 pathan:

Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.

''SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

''SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...''

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Scotland yard

Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai

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Ye pata karney k liye..

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K,

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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?

Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...

birthday is the main

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated ecards.

tum to 14v ka chand ho

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)

Misbah hum Sachin

Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy

Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

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