GREAT INDIANS:

GREAT INDIANS:

When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.

In China,
They Check Fuse

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But in India,

First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.

"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!

May, 24 2010 198 chars (2 sms) 2658 views Funny

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1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

Astronomers Say

Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->

In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

In a bar 1Guy says 2 another

"I kissd ur mom last n8"

whole bar was waitin 4

d othr Guy''s response.

He laughs&says:

"Lets go home dad,

U r drunk".

garmi aur load shedi

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..

Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..

Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D

Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->

Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->
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Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''|

Now U Got 2 Choices...
Delete It Or Frwrd
Choice Is Urs :p

hey u know which is

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

''Doctor 2 Charsi:

''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''

How to grow up

How to grow up a baby 2 make it absoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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ASK MY PARENTS. :)

cutest love story

Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)

Aaj Mere Paas

Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,

jangal me mangal ter

JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN

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