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Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
  

May, 24 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2238 views       Funny

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BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???

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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You


















It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''
1 Job Offer Hai,


Sallery Rs 20000.


Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!


Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,


Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-


C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......


Thats why boys go to college


Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->