Zardari to Shopekeper:

Zardari to Shopekeper:
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
  

May, 14 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     3047 views       Funny

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Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,

Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,

Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"



Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya


GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!