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Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
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Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
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Arz Kia Hai . . .
Arz Kia Hai . . .
Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana
wAh wAh . . .
Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana ;->
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA
Exam pass aaye,sir
mera dukhaye,teacher
nd najaane kyun,dande
dikhae,ab to mera sir,
jage na sota hai,kya
karoo haye
KUCH KUCH HOTA HA
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
light aa rahi hai?
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh no
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .
Jawani mei howe barbad . . .
WAH WAH . . .
Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
A man, who surrenders
A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.
A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.
A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)
Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
U think of ME and I think of U.
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!
Dono "NIKAMMAY"
happiness isbrlik
"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"
You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''
"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !
Ek couple date pe tha
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
pathan ke BV!!
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe
.
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
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