Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down