Zardari to Shopekeper:

Zardari to Shopekeper:
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
  

May, 14 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2896 views       Funny

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Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!
Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
FuNnY fAcT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

IsN''t It ... ;->
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->


Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"