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Ek pathan ne new car li
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Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
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May, 12 2010
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Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,
Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,
Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,
Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko
Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.
Difference Between Friend & Wife
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Why Do We Dress Baby
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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Because
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
An Excellent Road Sentence
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
If Saif anf Kareena marry
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?
Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)
Doctor To A Kid:
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
LXS 2154
LXS 2154
LZM 5421
LWA 5421
LEA 8745
Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal Subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
film actress meera yesterday screamed
film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
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KHUD KUSHI
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