Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

May, 12 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 3485 views Funny

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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

what wud u do

what wud u do if u have to call a crow??

crow-ko-dial :)

i m home please

I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at

Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ...

most iraqis think t

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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MISSED .. ;->

Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..

Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ''Muskarana'',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo''

after watchng the pepsi advertisement

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)

My sweetheart,

My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..

A long married couple

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"

A mother and son

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->

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