Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
  

May, 12 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3216 views       Funny

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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
.
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.

ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega



















"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.
True But Funny Fact

A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A Wife