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Ek pathan ne new car li
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Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
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May, 12 2010
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''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''
Santa Ek Baraf Ka
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Wife : Tum tou chahty
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...
Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->
runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
What’s The Height Of Hope
What’s The Height Of Hope
Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself
“MAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED†;->
jab light jati hy tou
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
1 day a monkey looked
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?
Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?
Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!
I Said Stop..!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!
A Boy ToLd his Friend
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
1 sabzi wale k ghar
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
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