Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
  

May, 12 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2341 views       Funny

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LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?




































Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

0321-6307893
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. :-)
''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''
A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.
Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

No



I
am
not
decent




I
am
not
good




I
am
Stupid




I
am
Mental





I
am
Idiot






Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO