Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
  

May, 12 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3402 views       Funny

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If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
Meine Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu,



Sham Ko Kehne Lagi Main Te HONDA He Le Saan... ;->
''aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay..
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
*KUCH LOG*

Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,

Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,

Or

"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He

"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik




"JiN" Ho... :P