tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti

tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti


Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
  

May, 05 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     1979 views       Funny

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
I LOVE YOU..!

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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

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I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!


Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..


Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
A Student Goes Into A

Library &

Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!

Librarian : Get Lost Dude,

U Won''t Bring It Back!


A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki,
aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki,
jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile hame dil ne mahsoos ki hay kami aap ki
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"


Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya

Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya

Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya

Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->