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Malika Sherawat.

May, 19 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 3729 views Funny

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The lovely love Theorem -

The lovely love Theorem -
To Love some 1 is madness,
2b loved by someone is a Gift,
loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

One Day I Saw Zardari

One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

pathan ki beti

1 cheetay ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Cheeta ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .

VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))

Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

How To Find AVAGADRO''S Number ?

How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?

Guess

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So Simple

Open The Phone Directory And Search For

AVAGADRO ... ;->

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich Urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

Ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye Sar Zameen e Pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?

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