Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)