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Malika Sherawat.

May, 19 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 3043 views Funny

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Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

One Good Way To

One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen

KATRINA KAIF......... ;->

Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray

Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam

Aur

Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->

moti biwi

chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati

1 box wasn''t opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

agar buses k naam pa

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .

Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?

Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-

daata darbaar chalo gay?

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

Dentist Ki Beti-

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,

Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,

Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)

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