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Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.
"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.
"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
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buhut chahti hy mjhe
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti
wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti
English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->
IBLESS Went To
IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That
He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .
But
He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . .
"Yaar Ye ALTAF BAHI Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
Every Sec GOD Remembers U
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U
Every Min GOD
Blesses U
Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U
B''coz Every I Pray To HIM
Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
i always pray 4u that
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
ek aurat mahire
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
GREAT INDIANS:
GREAT INDIANS:
When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.
In China,
They Check Fuse
.
But in India,
First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.
"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!
banaras chowk pe 1
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon
Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
1 day god tested me
1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll
Phaansi
l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll
Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.
LATKA DALA salay ko
ab teri bari ha
an excellent road sentence
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
''Difference Between Friend & Wife
''Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
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