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Ghar waliii
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Ghar waliii
Ghar waliii
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
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Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Wah Kia Baat Hai
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
kia aap k0 pata hay ??
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
LUV D WAY IT RUBS
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yar
Doosra:kia hua?
Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
A good friend
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.
BV: aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke hain
Ander se awaz aye...
Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai. :-)
Disco Dance Karte Howe
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.
Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe
peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
bachhe ko pdhaya kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA
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