1st day ur friendship was like a drop

1st day ur friendship was like a drop
1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!
  

May, 21 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2097 views       Funny

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Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany


Husan bana to diwany bany


Koi to baat hai aap main


Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai
Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
U r GENIUS.


U r INTELLIGENT.


U r GOOD LOOKING...


U r SMART...


There''s nO Other like u.../