1st day ur friendship was like a drop

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

May, 21 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2362 views Funny

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dil to chahta hy har

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->

in my past life god

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."

humnain us ki doli sajae hai

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Behind every successful student,

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
....
...
..
.
.
.
?
??
???

A Beautiful Teacher..!!

Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

Dog:Where are you going?

Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!

TeStInG Ur BlOoD

TeStInG Ur BlOoD

PlEaZ WaIt . . . .

33% COmPlEtE

66% COmPlEtE

100% DONE

RePorT

HIV +

DaRo NaHi

It MeAnS

"HoNeY In VeInS"

ThAt''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)

plz ignore mat karen

PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->

1 baat tou btao

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

quaid e azam khan ; )

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

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