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1st day ur friendship was like a drop
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1st day ur friendship was like a drop
1st day ur friendship was like a drop
1st day ur friendship was like a drop
2nd day its like River
3rd day its like Sea
4th day its like an Ocean
NowIts like sunami
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
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Boy: Har Roz Subha 25
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !
Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi
Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
"Think of the Day"
"Think of the Day"
Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir
Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;
"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka
nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,
Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"
GOOD MORNING
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
there are 3 kind of men
There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
human beings r soluble in water
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
Main Niyat Karta Houn .
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Jalwa Hy
Kia Style Hy
Aur
Kia Smile Hy
Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy
Aur
Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
Arz Kiya Ha
Arz Kiya Ha
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Wah wah
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me,
If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?
Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..
Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein
dog fell in love with a cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
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