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1st day ur friendship was like a drop
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1st day ur friendship was like a drop
1st day ur friendship was like a drop
1st day ur friendship was like a drop
2nd day its like River
3rd day its like Sea
4th day its like an Ocean
NowIts like sunami
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May, 21 2010
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Tujhko Kya Bhejon
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote
To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
Husband to a newly wed wife!
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
"ABEY OYEEEEE"
"ABEY
OYEEEEE"
Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?
M
MA
MARZI.
indian humare pass
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
All Brokers Have Become
All Brokers Have Become
" BILL GATES "
With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds
&
Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Hum Ne Maana
Hum Ne Maana
.
Hum Ne Maana
.
.
.
Hum Ne Maana
.
Hum Ne Maana
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.
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.
Hum Ne Maana...
.
Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana
whn v drink v get
Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven
So
Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
wo soye hoye the....
Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...
hum soye hoye the...
Moral:-
''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
Dukandar Ny Subha
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy
Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?
Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,
2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
Shahbaz Sharif:
Shahbaz Sharif:
Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .
Nawaz Sharif:
Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .
Zardari:
Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
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