Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho??? Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto 5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Aftr Operation
Dr Asks: Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho ?
Charsi: Jis Ko Bhi Aankhai''n Lagana Usay Bata Dena
Ye 2 Cush Lagane K Baad Khulti Hyn . . . ;->