1st day ur friendship was like a drop

1st day ur friendship was like a drop
1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!
  

May, 21 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3008 views       Funny

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Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...


guess........


think what it could be?????


try to think........


the answer is ....


Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''
A boy fell in love.

One day he saw her in a park.

He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''

Woh uske karib gia or pyar

se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
Hoshayar
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Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Plz don''t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)
Why Do We Close Our Eyes

When We Pray

When We Cry

When We Dream

When We Miss Sum One

Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!