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How did Bill and Hillary
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How did Bill and Hillary
How did Bill and Hillary
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
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wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
think guys
ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
70 yr old man
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Dukandar Ny Subha
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy
Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?
Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,
2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
Saala movie bana raha hai.
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
ARRAY YAAR ...
ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....
KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
Sardar 2 SrdarnI
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?
Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!
Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
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S-tarts now..
"GOOd Morning"
keep smiling.
Arz Kia Hy ..
Arz Kia Hy ..
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->
Flower dies,
Flower dies,
stories end,
songs fade,
memories r 4goten,
all things come to end,
but precious people like u,
. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
4 things bOys dO in exam hal
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Laziness is our
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)
now what should we do....?
larky waley larki dekhne gaye
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
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