Hum tumhein yaad karte ha

Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
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kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar

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May, 21 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 3118 views Funny

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Shaadion Main Khaana

Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....

Arz kia hai

Arz kia hai

parh parh kar kya karna
hai,

akhir eik din to marna
hai,

marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,

shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!

wah wah wah wah wah ...:->

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Poche To

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal He Ye Batana.

''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru

''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''

chiragh le kar bhi dhondo gy

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

Achha koi ye bata

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???

Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.

1-5 years girls love MOM

1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!

''Ghajni''

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He

The Worst Thing About Censorship Is

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

Rule of boys:

Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

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Hum tumhein yaad karte ha

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