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May, 21 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     3094 views       Funny

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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re Still In The World . . . :->
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?



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A white horse fell in the mud... :->
Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?

Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj

Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain

Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..

"Paindoo Kaheen k"
Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
VakEeL:

JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb





IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .


2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.

Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.

Le das ay ki film hoi?

Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D