Hum tumhein yaad karte ha

Hum tumhein yaad karte ha
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
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kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar


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May, 21 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2550 views       Funny

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Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
EnGLiSh ShyEri

The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From

The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor

Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door

And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION
We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"



Ko



SMS Karne wala..
Tee Quotes:

On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
A Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
















Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->