Hum tumhein yaad karte ha

Hum tumhein yaad karte ha
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
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kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar


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May, 21 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2415 views       Funny

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In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.


A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
What is at the end of "everything" ?


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Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,


Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
Student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p