SHART

SHART
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
  

Jan, 07 2014     114 chars (1 sms)     2568 views       Funny

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agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?




"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
Every walk of life will contain

ups and downs,

flowers and thorns...

So my sincere advice to you is

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"Chapalaan pai rakhna"
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
''jee kia chaheyeh


haan kia chaheyeh???


msg parhna hai?



ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo


yeh mesg hee tu hai''
Naraz ho kia?

Lakin muj se kyun?

Mana k bohat taklif me ho

Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th

yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,

Un me ma tu nai the na?
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-