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Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,
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Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,
Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.
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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
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May, 25 2010
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