Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai

May, 25 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 2859 views Funny

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