Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!