Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
  

May, 25 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2452 views       Funny

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Children use it 4 chewing

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Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
If You Find A Cute Friend ...

Hold Him With Both Hands

Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..



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What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai








Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..




Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
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