Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
  

May, 25 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2986 views       Funny

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