''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.