Meet In RAJASTAN,

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
  

May, 14 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2992 views       Funny

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Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???


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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
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ye hai wayla Msg
enjoy it :) ''
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.
Height Of Bravery . . .











Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class Widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
''''Hey Sweety Carry On , Don’t Stop'''' ;->


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector





IN
1965
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?

Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)
Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?











Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL







As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More









CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"