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Jan, 26 2013
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What is Short but gets
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
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UpDate Msg...!!!
Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?
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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.
Now GirL RepLied
Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi
::sMs G@Mblr::
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
JB
LOG HUMAY
KISSSSSSSSSSS
KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
Drinkers Gang
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.
Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?
jab light jati hy tou
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!
1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor
n the award goes 2
Altaaf Husain ;->
thora garam thanda z
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
Aishwariya Roy Is Being
Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REASON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "
Sily Girl Crazy Abt me .
Difference Between Friend & Wife
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya
Road Yakdam Mur Gya
Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha
Humne Break Mara
Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
Kabhi Kabhi Choti Chot
Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz
Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...
Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
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