Pathan

Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet

Jan, 26 2013 134 chars (1 sms) 2792 views Funny

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Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte

Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

Mom kya aapne

Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

When i dont get ur sms!!

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi“ ;->

happy yaum e yakjehti

Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.

Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....

(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)

Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti

adnan sami ko indian

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

Teacher: Harbhajan

Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''

Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.

''Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar,

''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

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Pathan

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