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May, 20 2010
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bas 1 chutki naswar di thi ;
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
Misuse of English!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,
Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
Kya Ap Panchvi
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
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Sorry, Nursary FaiL
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?
Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
chanda or chokri:
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
pathan & maulana
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.
PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,
Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
ill always remember
I''ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,
My Beauty,
I Don''t Know What I''d Do,
Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,
I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.
bikari : 50 paise de
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
1 sardar airhostess se,
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
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