What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake

May, 20 2010 68 chars (1 sms) 2797 views Funny

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kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah

valentine qareeb hai

Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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From
Apka apna
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS

A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)

Survey Subject:

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

k

Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!

Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)

143 means?

143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Teacher teaching

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey

Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->

All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???

Pata Nhi ??

Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..

Women :Sir,Main Apne

Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.

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What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

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