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May, 20 2010
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When sum1 touch u
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,
its LOVE
Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,
then its Khujli...
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She Is Kidding
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Mureedni:
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
1 Pathan Apna
1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
Student seeing
Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)
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Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?
Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->
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LIGHTS
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CUT CUT CUT
TAKE 2
LIGHTS
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ACTION
AIK BAAT BATAO
PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY
1 admi mrty waqt dost se
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
Its So Common To HEar...
Its So Common To HEar...
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Pappu: Teacher,
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?
Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
One day de
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..
Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...
Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....
sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin
Doctor: lekin..?
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2400 km away from home...!
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