What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake
  

May, 20 2010     68 chars (1 sms)     2554 views       Funny

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''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
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Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

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A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
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