Kal 100 logon ko bewakoof banaya..

Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..

kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...

Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !

May, 25 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 2165 views Funny

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Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

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Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...

"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

Girl hostel mai phone

Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)

Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?

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Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

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Sardar say kisi ny kaha

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Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
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Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.

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Tum Sari Dunya
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Tumhara Sub Kuch

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Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
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I Dont Want 2

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4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
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U Laugh I L augh.
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