Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
  

May, 20 2010     82 chars (1 sms)     2101 views       Funny

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Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "


Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!
Height of secrecy...


Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn''t like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!