Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
  

May, 20 2010     82 chars (1 sms)     3309 views       Funny

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Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
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Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
Plz Pass Ths Sms
2 All Ur Frnds..

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Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!



to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''


Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.
Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.


LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!