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Always listen to your wife
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Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
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May, 20 2010
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Tusi door gae intzar kita.
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Ur Classmates Came
2gether On Time.
Student: Sir,
Sheeps Always
Come Together.
But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Ek msg roz, keep
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...
sunehri baat
~< SUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
.
.
...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
the eternal truth?
Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?
The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.
Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
Girls in diff languages
Girls in diff languages
Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa
In our sindh?
Haedi wah ji chhori aa,
1 Admi ki car se
1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,
Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,
Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail
lagta hai driver mar gaya.->
Bapu Bola:
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"
Bolay To
"Sharam aai kya"
2000 mai Lipstick
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)
bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(
jeeenay Doo mushii
Barasti barish me
Kesa lgta hy?
Barasti barish me
Hawa k jhonko''n k sang
Khamoshi se
Chalty huey
Koi apka hath thaam k
Hauley se keh
de
"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
Career is like a light
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Ek Doctor Shikaar
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
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