Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
  

May, 20 2010     82 chars (1 sms)     2544 views       Funny

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The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
A Gun Can Kill Sum1

Fire an Burn Sum1

Wind Can Chill

Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart

But

Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..

KeEp iNg
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........












O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)


Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z





"Soda Water" ;->
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)