Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
  

May, 20 2010     82 chars (1 sms)     3138 views       Funny

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In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???



sOcho



cOme on ur close!!



yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!


How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->
Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.