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Always listen to your wife
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Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
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May, 20 2010
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agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k
Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.
Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen
"FUCK-YOU"
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
One day RAVAN
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
1st girl- my dog is
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
When U Take My Name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
Puri botal na sahi,
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
According 2 the latest
According 2 the latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight
EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...
forward dis msg 2 ur frndz
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
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Kia haal hai? =P ;)
Arz kya hai,
Arz kya hai,
Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki,
Bus ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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.
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''
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