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Always listen to your wife
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Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
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May, 20 2010
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there are two types
There Are Two Types
Of Women
1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)
2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .
Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .
Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey
Hain Bo0 Kahan Se A Rahi Hai..
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
Amemon sent Rs.1000000
Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"
WiFe:
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Haseen Wadiyo’n Main
Dilkash Baagho’n Main
Aap Jesa
1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
This is my head ….
This is my head ….
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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
Sharminda tab nahi hotay
Sharminda tab nahi hotay
jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye
aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey
jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye
Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain
Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
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