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May, 14 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2733 views       Funny

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Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,

Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,

Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,

Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

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Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


Bcoz..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
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Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

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