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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
  

May, 14 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2229 views       Funny

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Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......



Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
''Aap ko bohat bohat


*EID MUBARAK*












heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...


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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->


Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...


Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??



arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...

baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"