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Love is the lady
Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy.
Please send
this msg
to
Ten boyz
&
Try To control
population...(,")(".)
"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?
ISRO..?
NASA..?
No..
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
* H A P P Y * * *
* H A P P Y * * *
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kia talash kr
rahy ho! Sirf
happy ( khush )
raho :)
Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio se bate hamain pasand nai,
Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna pasand nai!
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
Teacher: Translate in ur
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..
Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
ager kabi tumko mere
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
RehMan MaLik Ne
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.
B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":
WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge
Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga
Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
Dear Shameless customer!!!
Dear Shameless customer!!!
V r withdrawing ur sms facility.
Records show that u have no out going sms since many months.
To retain service plz msg at 03343004071
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don''t Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He''ll Never Touch!
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