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Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz

Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna

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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

May, 14 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 3348 views Funny

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Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->

HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE

HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA

"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi horahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,

OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?

"POPCORN"

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..

1 tha Chooha..

1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

A Sardar Reads On

A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !

Free Stay Free Dinner

Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security

To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"

I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!

sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

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