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Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz

Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna

Q
K

City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

May, 14 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 3293 views Funny

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dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

1 Admi ki car se

1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,

Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,

Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail

lagta hai driver mar gaya.->

Boss: (to employee

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

bv shadi se pehle

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!

jigar

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai..

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

ques do you know w

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

While Kissing A Girl

Is

Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti

''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe

FARAZ!!

Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''

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