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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

May, 14 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 2844 views Funny

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Aik Admi Ne Apnay

Aik Admi Ne Apnay Dost Doctor Se Pocha.

''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho
Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho
Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,
Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''

Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,
''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay
Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.

cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

aam zindagi yaar p

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.

A SARDAR BUYS 4

A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.

SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

|SMOKE|

|SMOKE| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !

dad tumharay unfit

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"

Judge, Mujrim S

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

nursery baloch

Nursery,

Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

Airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FARAZ...

you are my friend

you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.

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