aik intahaee educati

aik intahaee educati


Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...



Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,



Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
  

May, 06 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2295 views       Funny

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2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay



1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)


Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo

Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...

( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->
2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
The Most InteresTinG ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".


\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he